IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at a casino in Vegas. She immediately bet 20,000 US-dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said to the 2 dealers : " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked. "

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled : " Come on, baby, mama needs new clothes ! "

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed : " YES! YES! I WON, I WON !! "

She hugged the dealers, picked up her winnings and clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them got around and asked : " What did she roll ? "

The other answered: " I don't know. I thought you were watching ! "

THIS PROVES 3 THINGS :

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.